MF'n Patriot Frog He’s green. He’s mean. He’s star-spangled and trigger-happy. The MF’n Patriot Frog is here to celebrate freedom the only way Mad Frog knows how, fully geared, fully jacked, and fully unapologetic.With a paintball marker in one hand and a flag waving behind him, this frog isn’t here for just the fireworks. He’s here to dominate.